❀ We always said we were going to do something cool with our lives. Now look at us: You're an office manager and I'm dead. ❀ Come on, I got a degree in tearing things up. ❀ Is Antonio Banderas a vampire? ...Oh. Can I make him a vampire? ❀ Discreet? Oh, you mean like not tell anyone about bucket o' lawyer. ❀ Just since you're all soulful now, I thought maybe, just maybe, you might've learned to open up a little. You know, talk? But I guess a leopard can't change his stripes. ❀ Not so great. Zits, dandruff, mortality. Although, I do remember... my heart. And the way it would thump when I kissed a really hot boy for the first time. That was cool. ❀ Well, come on, boss. They're all out there sweating through their matsudas, worried if you're gonna axe them or, you know, axe them.
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